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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day patching machines that eventually replace you anyway.
Master of imaging, ghosting, and broken monitor cables.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total endpoint control without the human lag.
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patches every endpoint while you sleep
You manage desktop images, troubleshoot hardware failures, and script software deployments for office workstations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically troubleshoot the weird rattling noise inside a legacy workstation chassis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripted agents take over all routine software distribution and security patching.
Month 4
Users reset their own passwords via AI-verified biometric verification tools.
Month 8
Physical gold images are replaced by cloud-streamed workstation configurations.
Month 13
Sensors identify failing hardware before you even get a ticket.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes entirely self-healing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Instant
Ticket resolution speed
Zero
Average image drift
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A decommissioned laptop and a thank-you email.
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