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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsPrinting endless directives is a hobby, not a career path.
Master of the infinite sub-committee and red tape enthusiast.
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Turning common sense into unreadable legalese instantly.
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files 4000 contradictory reports while sleeping
You draft endless policy documents and attend meetings to translate rules into even more confusing sets of rules.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact amount of passive aggression in a diplomatic email.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scanners catalog your chaotic folder structure into a searchable database.
Month 3
Language models generate your standard directives without the usual human flair.
Month 6
Algorithms simulate your presence in meetings by nodding and agreeing repeatedly.
Month 9
Automated logic gates check regulatory boxes before you even notice them.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system replaces your desk with a single, highly efficient server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumption per form
99,998
Directives written in vain
500:1
Meeting-to-work ratio
Your severance
A lifetime supply of stamps and stale croissants.
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