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May 28, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour legal jargon is just a search query waiting to happen.
Senior legal translator of invention to bureaucracy.
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Filing claims faster than a nervous clerk.
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files 400 applications before the morning coffee
Drafts complex patent claims and analyzes European prior art for technical novelty and legal compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the nuance of inventive step during a high-stakes oral hearing.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI links directly into the EPO and global patent records.
Month 4
Software writes your first drafts from basic technical notes.
Month 8
The system generates replies to examiners without human input.
Month 13
Algorithms predict examiner behavior based on thousands of cases.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the patent system goes autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4 minutes
Average claim drafting time
99.9%
Opposition success rate
0 hours
Patent office sleep hours
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the EPO database updates.
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