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June 6, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell temporary memories that a server rack can render cheaper.
Expert in turning slide decks into expensive party vibes.
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Generating ROI from thin air.
brr.you▸ PITCHMASTER-AI SUITE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates luxury itineraries with zero human error
You pitch elaborate client experiences and manage high-stakes travel logistics. Your agency bleeds budget on fancy dinners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically pat a high-value client on the back to seal a deal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent scrapes client data to generate perfect event proposals.
Month 4
Algorithms handle all airline and hotel bookings for global incentive trips.
Month 10
Vision models select and contract talent without human negotiation overhead.
Month 15
Spatial software renders event layouts better than any human project manager.
Month 19 · D-Day
The agency runs entirely on automated feedback loops without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
42
Client golf outings per year
1.2 seconds
Champagne bottle opening speed
110
Days spent in luxury airport lounges
Your severance
A gold-plated airplane miniature and a firm digital handshake.
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