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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou organize the chaos while waiting for the Wi-Fi to crash.
Master of graphic design, IT, and last-minute panic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total event control without the human anxiety.
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restores total digital compliance to exhibition floors
You juggle floor plans, booth graphics, and IT troubleshooting for conventions. You are the glue that holds nothing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when an exhibitor is about to lie about their booth space.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models produce all print and web materials instantly.
Month 5
Smart mapping software optimizes booth layout without your input.
Month 10
Self-healing network hardware eliminates the need for IT onsite.
Month 15
Vendors self-manage their own space and technical needs.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system runs the entire venue from a single server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
3 per day
Average Event Meltdowns
Endless
Design Iteration Loops
4 Liters
Coffee Consumed Per Shift
Your severance
One free pass to a conference you organized.
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