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Will AI replace Event-Based Vision Researcher jobs? · Latest report #y48x2h3k
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April 14, 2028
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processes infinite edge cases in parallel
You build low-latency vision systems for cars. Soon, algorithms will optimize their own safety parameters indefinitely.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational intuition to guess which impossible scenario will happen next on a road.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models start cleaning your messy training datasets automatically.
Month 4
Generative models produce your safety documentation faster than you can write.
Month 8
Simulation engines create all the edge cases you fear finding.
Month 13
Autonomous loops adjust sensor latency thresholds without your intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system learns to govern itself entirely autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
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Average human reaction latency
0.001ms
OmniVision target latency
99,999
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