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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour floor sweeping speed is a tragic oversight in the venue's budget.
Professional debris wrangler and stadium floor tactician.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cleaning stadiums while you still sleep soundly.
oof.youAI▸ SCRUB-MASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
vacuums 10,000 seats in thirty minutes
You spend long hours hauling heavy trash bags and scrubbing sticky floors after massive crowds exit the building.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern between a piece of vital stage equipment and literal stadium trash.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Drones map the venue to identify every single hidden trash pile.
Month 7
Small robots sweep the aisles while you struggle with the corners.
Month 20
Conveyor arms take over moving stage barricades and heavy plastic seating.
Year 2.5
Automated spray-and-vacuum units handle the sticky soda spills better than mops.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The facility runs entirely on autonomous floor maintenance units by dawn.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
1200 liters
spilled beverage absorption
99 percent
lost phone retrieval rate
zero breaks
midnight floor rotation
Your severance
A broom and a thank you card.
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