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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour mood boards are just training data for our render farms.
Professional arranger of branded backdrops and mood board enthusiasts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning client stress into instant vector outputs.
split.youAI▸ EXPEXPERIENCE AI SUITE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates 500 event layouts while you sleep
You create floor plans and visual assets for experiential events. You translate client whims into 2D aesthetic layouts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the client their 'luxury industrial' theme is physically impossible to construct.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our model catalogs your design history to mimic your aesthetic.
Month 4
Algorithms replace manual floor planning with optimal flow logic.
Month 8
An LLM interface directly handles client requests for more 'pop'.
Month 13
Production files output directly to vendor printers via API.
Month 19 · D-Day
You pack your Wacom tablet as the suite handles everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42 per gig
Average design revisions
12000 per hour
Vector layers generated
85 percent
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic font library.
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