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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour rehearsed banter is merely a script waiting to be optimized.
Professional reader of cue cards and energy merchant.
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delivers perfect intros with zero sweating
You announce speakers, manage event timing, and perform scripted introductions for guests. You keep the energy levels artificial.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the audience is bored and improvise a terrible joke to save it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI drafts all your introductions and speaker bios automatically.
Month 4
An automated voice reads your script with perfect consistent inflection.
Month 10
A light projection replaces your physical presence on the stage.
Month 15
Cameras track audience mood to adjust your scripts live.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs every event autonomously without human staging.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42 percent
Average joke success rate
1200 annually
Hours spent reading cue cards
3 per event
Average microphone feedback incidents
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic applause track.
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