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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour binder collection is a liability, not an asset.
Master of pairings and chronicler of floor rulings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The ultimate judge of card legality.
splat.you▸ TOURNEYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces exact game rules instantly
You organize trading card game tournaments and settle disputes. Computers do both better and faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of smelling when a player has not showered all week.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 12
Tournament software stops needing your input to generate rounds.
Month 11
Players scan their own tickets into the cloud directly.
Month 23
A vision sensor detects every card played on the mat.
Year 2.7
Cameras replace your eyes to spot stalling or cheating.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The venue runs itself and your role is officially deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
42
rules disputes per hour
0
tables swept
120
packs sold per human
Your severance
A lifetime supply of card sleeves.
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