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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou herd corporate guests like cats while pretending the wifi works.
Professional cat-herder of middle-management corporate roadshows.
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Automated logistics for corporate attendance.
help!youAI▸ EVENTCORE SYS-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects vendor contracts during live negotiation
You book venues and coordinate vendors for corporate events. You manage logistics, catering, and onsite guest requirements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a speaker is about to melt down before they speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software scrapes your past vendor emails to learn preferred pricing.
Month 7
Smart agents handle all catering and venue contract negotiations autonomously.
Month 16
Thermal cameras monitor crowd density to trigger automated food restocks.
Year 2.1
Biometric check-in kiosks replace the need for human welcome staff.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A centralized server manages the event while you are finally redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
1,200
emails processed per event
15 percent
budget overrun average
4 minutes
coffee refill response time
Your severance
A stale bagel and a LinkedIn endorsement.
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