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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour booth is just a lead-generation cage for a future robot.
Professional pitch-artist for acrylic shower inserts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing leads without the small talk.
stretchy.youAI▸ BOOTHBOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
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You pitch bathroom renovations to seniors at trade shows. You collect contact info and schedule home consultations.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of convincing a skeptical homeowner that a walk-in tub is necessary.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Tablets replace paper forms for all booth sign-ups.
Month 4
Video kiosks handle initial product demonstrations and interest filtering.
Month 8
Centralized agents verify all leads through real-time video.
Month 13
Automated units handle booth setup and banner deployment.
Month 18 · D-Day
The human marketer role is officially removed from the payroll.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4.2 Newtons
Average smile force
0.02 percent
Conversion per brochure
4800 annually
Hours spent standing
Your severance
One branded polo shirt and a collapsible display table.
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