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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning your product launch keynotes into expensive, predictable, soulless algorithm output.
Professional hype-builder and slide-deck choreographer.
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Perfectly rehearsed launches every single time.
splat.you▸ OMNISHOW 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects perfect product demos into reality
You coordinate product reveal logistics and build demo environments for hardware releases. Your days involve vendor wrangling and crafting scripted stage experiences.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still judge when the audience is genuinely bored before the tech realizes it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest your past launch transcripts to write more efficient, emotionally manipulative event scripts.
Month 6
Smart procurement portals replace your vendor calls with automated, data-driven logistics bidding systems.
Month 12
Product demos move to high-fidelity, interactive streaming environments managed by cloud-based rendering engines.
Month 18
Vision-guided robotic arms handle physical device placement on stage, eliminating human error during reveals.
Year 2 · D-Day
All marketing functions are now performed by autonomous agents monitoring real-time global engagement metrics.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.00%
Demo Crash Rate
Excessive
Human Emotion Latency
100%
Staged Applause Sync
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the product you launched.
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