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May 21, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour clipboard is just a tombstone for your dwindling professional relevance.
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split.youAI▸ EVENTLOGIC CORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
orchestrates global logistics in one click
You juggle venue logistics, chaotic vendor schedules, and frantic last-minute client demands to pull off corporate events.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a speaker is about to melt down before they even speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software replaces your manual vendor coordination with real-time API integrations.
Month 6
Vision models auto-generate floor plans and seating arrangements from capacity data.
Month 15
Drones map venue spaces for automated layout validation and safety compliance.
Year 1.9
A centralized server manages all A/V cues and stage lighting transitions.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
EventLogic Core 9 handles the entire production lifecycle without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
8 cups daily
Coffee consumption units
42 per hour
Panic-induced emails sent
15 percent
Vendor budget variance
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one complimentary lanyard.
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