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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning your spreadsheet dreams into high-fidelity automated logistics.
Professional cat-herder of vendors and promotional trinkets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect events without the stress.
oof.youAI▸ EVENTCORE LOGISTICS AI▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes event seating layouts instantly
You juggle vendor contracts and merchandise stock lists while keeping event timelines from collapsing under pressure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a venue floor manager is lying about the WiFi.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI takes over the vendor contract filing and scheduling tasks.
Month 6
Automated vision sensors monitor all incoming merchandise stock levels.
Month 11
System agents directly haggle with suppliers for lower bulk costs.
Month 17
Vision models instantly map and optimize every event venue layout.
Year 2 · D-Day
The AI assumes full control of the event cycle execution.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
12,000 hourly
spreadsheet rows processed
0.04 seconds
vendor conflict resolution speed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our event-cancellation software.
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