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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour most valuable asset is having a pulse and a chair.
Expert in high-stakes chair occupancy and staring at walls.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The chair that stays put for you.
pop?you▸ OPTISEAT 1.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics boredom perfectly with shifting pixels
You occupy chairs to maintain venue capacity optics. Your primary skill is remaining sedentary during long presentations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the speaker is losing the crowd before the machine can.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 13
Sensors identify which seats are rarely used during events.
Month 6
Mannequins with internal heaters replace human seat fillers.
Month 12
Screens placed on chairs simulate human posture and slight movement.
Month 19
Dimming the venue lights renders the dummies indistinguishable from humans.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The facility manager cancels your contract for static equipment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4.2 hours
Average duration of stillness
12 percent
Human fidget rate
5 kilograms
Replacement weight
Your severance
A folding chair and a bus pass.
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