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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou stand near the door while our sensors see everything inside.
Lanyard-wearing expert in standing still and looking bored.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility without the human posture.
bzzt.youAI▸ SENTRYGATE 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans crowd biometrics through the music
Checking IDs and wristbands, managing crowd flow, and spotting troublemakers in dark, loud rooms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when someone is genuinely nervous versus just being a total jerk.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated kiosks begin processing all guest check-ins.
Month 10
Ceiling-mounted sensors track crowd movement instead of human guards.
Month 20
Automated alert systems handle incident reporting in real time.
Year 2.5
Small mobile units replace walking the perimeter floors.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
All entrance protocols are fully managed by the central server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.3 seconds
Average ID scan time
4 per shift
Human snack break frequency
99.9 percent
Threat detection rate
Your severance
One high-visibility vest and a flashlight.
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