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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Event Stage Rigger jobs? · Latest report #rqp8vwxf
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsGravity is the only thing currently keeping your job relevant.
Professional knot tier and high-altitude heavy lifter.
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Hang heavy things without the liability.
bzzt.youAI▸ TRUSSMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures entire arena ceiling in ten minutes
You hang heavy lights, audio speakers, and scenic elements from overhead steel trusses using hoists and rigging gear.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a shackle is slightly off-center just by looking at it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify the exact center of gravity for every hanging object.
Month 5
Robotic cable runners pull all audio and lighting lines automatically.
Month 13
Gantry-mounted bots clamp onto steel beams to attach the rigging.
Month 21
Software manages tension on all hoists to prevent structural failure.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A fully automated overhead rig system completes the entire stage load-in.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
42 knots
Rigging knots per hour
too many
Back injuries per year
4 litres
Coffee consumption before 6am
Your severance
A lifetime supply of heavy-duty duct tape.
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