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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsCrowd control requires a pulse, but not a human one.
Professional line-waiter and high-vis vest fashion icon.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Keeping rows straight without the small talk.
glub.youAI▸ STEWARDBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects authority via neon strobe lighting
You guide crowds, check tickets, and watch for spills or fights. Your clipboard is your only personality trait.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a fan is actually about to climb over the barricade.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Gate sensors replace your finicky laser scanners with instant verification.
Month 5
Floor-mounted pathing lights guide guests without you yelling directions.
Month 11
Smart cameras identify spills and fights before you can walk over.
Month 17
Rolling pods replace your legs to watch the perimeter fences.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The pods take over the floor and you take up gardening.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42 per hour
Average crowd scowls
98 percent
Time spent standing still
12,000
Coffee breaks intercepted
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-event-based future.
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