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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour cable management skills are essentially just high-stakes untangling for rich people.
Professional cable-tamer and professional-grade panic manager.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect signal, zero tech-support panic.
help!youAI▸ AV-SYNC MASTER 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes the feedback before it starts
You juggle microphones, projectors, and lighting rigs to ensure events don't collapse into total silence and darkness.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly why the audio is buzzing just by walking into the room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Auto-switching software replaces manual patching in your racks.
Month 5
Mesh networks remove the need for hundreds of physical cables.
Month 10
Sensors identify feedback loops faster than any human engineer.
Month 15
Pre-programmed motorized trusses handle all your lighting positioning.
Month 21 · D-Day
Self-configuring AI event hubs leave you entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4 cups/hour
Average panic-induced coffee consumption
60% of shift
Time spent taping wires to floors
Zero tolerance
Frequency of microphone feedback
Your severance
A box of zip ties and a discontinued projector bulb.
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