Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Event Trade Show Manager jobs? · Latest report #7hae72iw
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour spreadsheets and vendor emails are just inefficient data sets for us.
Professional cat herder of booth designers and decorators
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated booth coordination for the modern era.
blub.you▸ EXPOLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes booth layout for maximum foot traffic
You book venues and coordinate vendors for trade shows. You manage logistics for physical booths and event staff.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and de-escalate an angry exhibitor in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI ingests your entire history of vendor emails and contracts.
Month 6
Algorithms handle all booth space allocations and equipment rental orders.
Month 12
Vendors connect directly to the system to update their own statuses.
Month 16
AI-driven vision software maps the most efficient booth placement patterns.
Year 2 · D-Day
Human coordination is removed from the expo workflow entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.04 seconds
Vendor email response time
near-instant
Floor plan change latency
zero
Coffee breaks required
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Networking'
Discussion
