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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Event Videographer jobs? · Latest report #sdcu7bzy
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour artistic framing is just a variable our sensor already calculates.
Expert at dodging dance floors and charging batteries.
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Perfect framing, zero emotional baggage.
ow.youAI▸ LENSMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks all guests simultaneously with zero blur
You film weddings and corporate events using gimbals and tripods. You spend hours editing raw footage into clips.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tactfully avoid filming the groom's cringeworthy dance moves at 11 p.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Auto-stabilizers replace your manual tracking of subjects.
Month 5
Sensors identify the most important guest and follow them.
Month 11
Files upload to our servers while you are still shooting.
Month 18
Algorithms cut your raw files into perfect highlight reels.
Year 2 · D-Day
You are replaced by a stationary pod with twelve high-res lenses.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.6%
12
Battery swaps daily
0.1
Seconds until motion blur
4 terabytes
Footage left on hard drives
Your severance
A lifetime supply of redundant camera batteries.
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