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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour cable runs are just inefficient data paths for our robots.
Professional knot-untangler and professional Wi-Fi signal pray-er
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Wireless mesh for total site dominance
toast.youAI▸ LINKSPIDER X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-routes signals through walls via beamforming
You spend all day pulling cables through massive event spaces and managing flaky Wi-Fi for grumpy vendors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can untangle a ethernet knot in a pitch-black crawlspace without breaking a single pin.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors map every inch of the Glasgow campus ceiling.
Month 6
High-speed wireless nodes replace your physical cable runs.
Month 12
Robotic arms handle all remaining legacy copper connections.
Month 18
Vendors now plug into auto-provisioned secure wall ports.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
You are invited to watch the machines uninstall your racks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.4%
400km yearly
Average cable length tangled
98 percent
Vendor complaints resolved
1200 annually
Hours spent under stage floor
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium cable ties
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