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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsThe mountains are eternal, but your oxygen-hauling fee is not.
High-altitude babysitter for people with too much money.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The path finder that never needs sleep.
ow.youAI▸ SUMMIT-SENTINEL 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal route through moving icefalls
You navigate hazardous icefalls and manage client physiology during high-altitude ascents. You are a human safety net.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational empathy required to convince a shivering client to take one more step.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Autonomous drones map shifting terrain to suggest the safest paths.
Year 5
Mechanical anchors drill and set lines into the rock autonomously.
Year 14
Rugged all-terrain units haul heavy gear loads up the mountain.
Year 22
Smart suits inject precise oxygen and medication during the climb.
Year 40 · D-Day
Remote-controlled ascent pods remove the need for human mountain guides.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
zero
average oxygen tank drops
100 percent
basecamp drama resolved
99 percent
survivability of equipment
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very low altitude.
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