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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsAltitude is irrelevant when a drone doesn't need to breathe oxygen.
High-altitude logistics professional with a very dangerous commute.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Scaling peaks without the need for lungs.
wheee!you▸ SUMMITHAUL X-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
secures base camp supplies without breaking sweat
You navigate treacherous icefalls and transport supplies for wealthy amateurs. Your expertise is merely a biological workaround for gravity and lack of infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the integrity of a crevasse bridge just by its subtle shifting sound.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-resolution LiDAR drones build a permanent digital twin of every crevasse and ice ridge.
Year 2.7
Autonomous heavy-lift platforms begin pre-positioning oxygen and fuel at higher camps automatically.
Year 14
Robotic spiders install permanent, self-tensioning railing systems across the most dangerous sections of ice.
Year 25
Deep learning models predict localized storm events with precision unreachable by human observation.
Year 40 · D-Day
The entire ascent route is managed by a centralized logistics system, making human guides obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
Zero
Oxygen dependence
Non-existent
Risk of frostbite
Constant
Climbing speed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium trekking socks.
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