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Will AI replace Evidence And Impact Coordinator jobs? · Latest report #8fvyq22y
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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsTurning meaningful social outcomes into rows on a spreadsheet nobody reads.
Expert at turning real-world struggle into colourful pie charts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning public chaos into neat, useless charts.
split.youAI▸ DATASYNCH 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses complexity into a single error bar
You track KPIs and report findings to bureaucrats. Your work ends when data pipelines sync automatically.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a stakeholder with a straight face during a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart bots connect directly to your messy, fragmented legacy databases.
Month 3
Sensors and agents pull metrics without bothering project managers for updates.
Month 6
Algorithms generate the executive summaries you currently waste hours styling.
Month 8
AI models detect patterns you missed in the stale data files.
Month 10 · D-Day
The system prints its own reports and files them digitally forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4,000+
Spreadsheets managed
99%
Reports unread
20 per hour
Acronyms invented
Your severance
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