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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsCataloging the same box of evidence until it eventually rots away.
Professional paper-shuffler for the local precinct.
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Automated logs for a lawless world.
sluurp.you▸ CUSTODYCLOUD V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
digitizes the chain of custody instantly
You track chains of custody for crime scene evidence. You coordinate forensic lab submissions for seized weapons and drugs.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the intuition to spot when a chain of custody label looks fake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and RFID tags replace your manual logbook entries.
Month 5
Automated lockers restrict access without your clipboard presence.
Month 13
Software tracks forensic transit, removing your role in coordination.
Year 2.1
Cameras verify all stored evidence items while you are away.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A quiet audit proves your clipboard is now purely decorative.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
42
Evidence bags logged per shift
3-to-1
Coffee-to-paperwork ratio
12
Hours spent looking for lost keys
Your severance
A shredder and a lifetime supply of paperclips.
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