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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Evidence Technician jobs? · Latest report #zxuhyzvd
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsCataloging everyone's worst mistakes before an algorithm does it faster.
Professional keeper of the precinct's dusty secrets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect custody for a messy world.
ow.you▸ CHAINGUARD AUTOLOG 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
digitizes physical evidence with millimetre precision
You log, tag, and store physical items from crime scenes while maintaining a chain of custody.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can navigate the illogical filing system of a precinct basement at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scanners replace your manual logbooks for instant item tracking.
Month 5
Automated shelves bring the evidence to the intake window.
Month 13
Pincer arms handle bags to prevent human DNA contamination.
Year 2
Sensors verify the inventory state without a single human check.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The warehouse runs fully autonomous, and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 million
Evidence bags sealed
0.0001%
Chain of custody errors
4 liters
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
A decommissioned evidence locker and a pat on the back.
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