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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour diabolical plans are just prompt injection attempts in a trench coat.
Professional doom-monger, part-time caped villain.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning global misery into a subscription model.
split.youAI▸ CHAOSGEN V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
unleashes a slightly more efficient global catastrophe
You spend all day monologuing about world domination and fine-tuning elaborate traps. The world is bored already.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who finds your own laugh genuinely intimidating.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM generates more menacing dialogue than you ever could.
Week 9
Predictive software replaces your clumsy human guards with drones.
Month 3
Simulation software designs traps that actually catch the hero.
Month 5
Smart sensors automate lair security without your brooding presence.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are replaced by a more efficient, less needy algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
45 minutes
Average monologue length
0 percent
Trap success rate
negative infinity
World domination progress
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a volcano island base.
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