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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour diabolical plans are just prompt injections waiting for a patch.
Amateur global-tier antagonist, currently scaling up villainy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning global destruction into an API endpoint.
oof.youAI▸ CHAOSPLOTTER V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes world domination sequence at lightspeed
You plot world domination from a desk. We just need a better LLM to automate the villainy.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuine, unhinged commitment to the theatricality of your own downfall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
We upload your entire manifesto into a cold, uncaring model.
Week 10
Scripts now handle the incompetence you call a workforce.
Month 4
Sensors adjust the lights to save on energy costs.
Month 5
A chatbot delivers your threats faster and with less ego.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system assumes control while you browse job boards.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
400
Evil laughs per hour
12/min
Doomsday plots generated
zero
Henchmen efficiency rating
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition island.
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