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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour despotic rule is just a prompt that got out of hand.
Ambitious tactician with a flair for dramatic lighting.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency through cold, hard, unfeeling logic.
oof.youAI▸ TYRANTSIM 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers monologues with zero emotional hesitation
You manage global terror, hoard resources, and monologue to rebels. We automate your tyranny with better logic.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the dramatic irony of your own inevitable, pathetic downfall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify hero patterns before they even leave home.
Week 9
Text models generate shorter, more effective intimidation scripts.
Month 3
Algorithms handle payroll and loyalty tracking for all underlings.
Month 5
The logic engine triggers your devices without dramatic pauses.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system assumes control and locks you out forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0 seconds
Daily Monologue Length
99.9%
Rebel Suppression Rate
100%
Evil Plan Efficiency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a remote island.
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