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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour dark spells lack the processing speed of a server cluster.
Master of dark arts, part-time dungeon architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total planetary ruin delivered at light speed.
bzzt.youAI▸ DOOM-AI V9.0▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
unleashes a server-side magical apocalypse
You plot world domination and cast elaborate hexes using ancient texts. Your workflow is dangerously inefficient.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain a certain authentic flair for dramatic monologue that algorithms struggle to replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Large language models will draft superior, more terrifying curses.
Month 5
HR platforms replace your vague promises with automated compliance scripts.
Month 14
Smart thermostats regulate your volatile liquids with perfect precision.
Year 2.3
Autonomous vision drones handle all hero interdiction and security.
Year 3.4
AI-generated speech synthesizers deliver more chilling threats than you.
Year 4 · D-Day
You are replaced by a more scalable, cloud-hosted nightmare engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Zero point zero
Spells per second
Regulated volume
Evil laugh decibels
Very expensive
Tower maintenance cost
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a barren wasteland.
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