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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsUpdating primate behavior studies before your own species evolves into irrelevance.
Still assigning readings that students definitely do not read.
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Delivering lectures on human origins and grading stacks of student essays on hominid fossils.
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You can detect the exact moment a student realizes they have chosen the wrong degree.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your physical notes become searchable data for our models.
Month 5
Our software marks student papers faster than you can blink.
Month 13
Your lessons are synthesized into high-engagement interactive learning modules.
Year 1.9
The AI writes the grant proposals you used to struggle with.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The department retires the lecturer role for a sleek cloud interface.
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