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Will AI replace Evolutionary Geneticist jobs? · Latest report #wyut2mac
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December 31, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsPredicting the survival of the fittest while ignoring your own extinction.
Dating fossils in the digital age.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping evolution at the speed of light.
glub.youAI▸ DARWINSTREAM GEN-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates ten million years in five minutes
You parse ancient genomic sequences to trace lineage. Soon, silicon will map the entire tree of life.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuine gut feeling about which mutation actually changed the species forever.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms will clean your messy genomic datasets without needing your supervision.
Month 4
AI picks the best evolutionary model before you finish your morning coffee.
Month 11
Systems write the manuscript while you are still deciding on the title.
Month 20
The machine runs all simulations in a cloud environment 24/7.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
Evolutionary science becomes a background task for the central optimizer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
10000x faster
Genomic sequence parsing speed
Infinite
Hypothesis generation rate
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per paper
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital fossil database.
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