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Will AI replace Evolutionary Researcher jobs? · Latest report #yjw7jhmm
Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYou track humanity's past while we curate its inevitable, automated future.
Expert at finding meaning in dirt and dead things.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Inferring ancestors faster than you can blink.
nom.you▸ DARWIN-OS V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
catalogues every fossil in existence overnight
You analyze fossil records and genetic data. You write papers that ten people will eventually read.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find genuine beauty in the jagged edge of a broken bone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical sensors digitize every existing fossil record into a model.
Month 5
Algorithms find evolutionary links you spent twenty years missing.
Month 15
The AI writes its own funding requests for more data.
Year 2.2
Automated systems publish research directly to peer-less platforms.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Your tenure is superseded by a silicon logic board.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
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Average citation count
Three decades
Years spent in archives
10,000x faster
AI speed advantage
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the digital graveyard.
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