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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour salary subsidizes the server rack that will replace you.
Senior architect of expensive, fragile technical debt.
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Trading architecture, minus the human ego.
glub.youAI▸ QUANTCORE EXECUTIVE-AGENT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures trading loops in real-time
You oversee trade latency, manage infrastructure budgets, and navigate regulatory compliance for high-frequency trading desk stability.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the board why the latency spike happened at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI audits your infrastructure spend and identifies redundant hardware.
Month 4
Decision-making agents take over your routine trade latency reports.
Month 8
Regulatory compliance software handles all reporting without human oversight.
Month 13
The cluster starts self-optimizing its own network routing protocols.
Month 19 · D-Day
You receive a final calendar invite to your own offboarding.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
human heartbeat
Latency bottleneck
negative
Meeting efficiency
nanoseconds
Strategy pivots
Your severance
A LinkedIn gold account and one ergonomic office chair.
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