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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting to be deleted by an API.
Master of MIS, guardian of the spreadsheets, keeper of grades.
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Automating your compliance while you sleep.
glub.youAI▸ DATAGENIUS SCHOOLBOT 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
imports student results in three milliseconds
You manage exam entries, process student assessment data, and keep the school's record system compliant.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who understands the school's ancient student management software interface.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your data is migrated to a central automated platform.
Month 4
Algorithms begin direct communication with national exam board portals.
Month 8
The AI generates all termly reports without human oversight.
Month 12
Government census returns are filed automatically by the system.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-managing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4,000
Spreadsheets exported
99%
Deadline stress level
Zero
Manual data entry errors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the school's new automated reporting.
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