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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour career path is officially reaching a dead end.
Professional end-of-line consultant for state matters.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency in every termination.
blub.you▸ FINALITY PRIME V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers swift, error-free resolution every time
State-mandated finality. Precise mechanical application of justice.
The one thing AI can't do
You can offer a human nod of recognition in the final moment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 5
The system auto-verifies warrants to remove your tedious paperwork.
Month 5
Sensors and motors replace your mechanical tension checks.
Month 9
Laser-guided sharpeners maintain the blade better than your whetstone.
Month 14
Remote-operated units remove the need for your presence.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The machine completes the job without a single hesitation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
0.4 seconds
Average completion time
0.0%
Clerical errors
Zero
Regret metrics
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very quiet island.
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