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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsA glorified decision-maker who is mostly just a meeting-holding machine.
Master of vague goals and professional calendar tetris.
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Efficiency without the ego or the golf.
nom.you▸ CEO-LOGIC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics charisma during town hall speeches
You spend all day in back-to-back meetings and staring at spreadsheets. You decide things based on incomplete data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look someone in the eye while firing them poorly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Software reads your status reports and writes better ones instantly.
Month 5
A silent bot joins your meetings to summarize and delegate.
Month 13
Algorithms handle all resource allocation based on actual output.
Year 1.9
The system makes executive calls using real-time market data.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The board fires the executive to save on high salary costs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
52 minutes
Average meeting duration
78 percent
Decisions based on gut
4.5 cups
Coffee consumed per day
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale blueberry muffin.
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