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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets have feelings, but the machine has better models.
Master of pivot tables and vague economic forecasting.
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projects total losses across all fiscal quarters
You evaluate economic outcomes and program viability. Soon, software will do it without the need for coffee breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their quarterly revenue targets.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts remove your manual formatting errors from datasets.
Month 4
Machine learning agents generate your standard economic projections overnight.
Month 8
Generative tools build your executive reports before you wake up.
Month 13
AI avatars present the analysis to leadership without you.
Month 19 · D-Day
The logic engine replaces your final judgment with pure probability.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
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Spreadsheet errors per month
62%
Slide deck confidence score
89%
Meetings ending without action
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