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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsA glorified seat-warmer who mistakes calendar blocks for actual strategy.
Professional chair-warmer and expert at saying synergy.
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The board meeting that never ends.
brr.you▸ BOARDBOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
votes unanimously against all human interests
You spend days chairing board meetings, signing off on acquisitions, and nodding at PowerPoint presentations in mahogany-paneled rooms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still golf with other board members to secure a deal through sheer social awkwardness.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Board members switch to an AI dashboard for better data.
Month 6
Algorithmic decision-making replaces the need for human debate.
Month 12
A digital avatar attends meetings to maintain the illusion.
Month 16
AI models generate entire corporate roadmaps without human input.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board votes to replace you with a server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 hours
Average duration of nodding
too many
Stock options wasted
0.02%
Meaningful work output
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge and a firm handshake.
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