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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour proprietary blend of buzzwords is finally being bottled by software.
Professional listener, full-time mirror for the powerful.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy synthesis, minus the overpriced hourly fee.
splat.you▸ MENTORBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
unpacks emotional baggage with cold logical precision
You facilitate sessions to guide leaders through professional dilemmas. You track progress via notes and feedback loops.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a CEO is lying to themselves in real-time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Sensors transcribe and analyze the tone of every leadership session.
Month 4
Software identifies leadership blind spots faster than any human intuition.
Month 10
AI sends personalized growth nudges directly to the executive phone.
Month 16
Clients role-play dilemmas with agents that mirror their own personality.
Month 21 · D-Day
The machine becomes the only mentor the board ever consults.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
12
average sessions per week
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buzzword density per hour
vague
client breakthrough rate
Your severance
One free trial of the software that replaces you.
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