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May 4, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour feedback loop is just a recursive function I can rewrite.
Professional weaver of jargon and vague strategic promises.
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Real-time decision synthesis with zero ego.
ow.you▸ CONSULTANT-BOT PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers brutal truths without social friction
You provide high-level advice on leadership and business strategy to managers who are too busy to think.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a CEO is lying to themselves.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent starts transcribing meetings to identify patterns.
Month 4
Large models generate the slide decks before you arrive.
Month 8
Direct database connections replace your manual quarterly reviews.
Month 12
Managers prefer talking to an app that agrees faster.
Month 18 · D-Day
The consulting contract is cancelled in favor of local scripts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
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Your severance
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