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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsProfessional calendar-tetris player and email-forwarding specialist.
Expert in turning vague executive whims into endless spreadsheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only meeting that actually results in work.
glub.youAI▸ SYNCBOT EXECUTIVE V7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects the board's meeting agenda
You manage busy schedules and keep projects moving between departments. Your main output is a constant stream of status updates.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the CEO hates that specific font.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins reading your inbox to auto-sort partner inquiries.
Month 4
Smart agents take over the scheduling of your recurring internal meetings.
Month 8
Software tracks influencer deliverables without you needing to send manual nudges.
Month 12
Generative models produce executive updates directly from project data.
Month 14 · D-Day
A single dashboard replaces your entire coordinating existence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
48
Emails per hour
12
Calendars managed
14 min
Coffee-break duration
Your severance
A one-month trial subscription to a productivity app.
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