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May 19, 2029
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triggers legislative shifts via silent automated lobbying
You manage stakeholder networks and lobby for legislative outcomes. You spend your days in high-level meetings and dinners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the Senator stops making eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape every public legislative hearing for relevant mentions.
Month 5
AI predicts how a bill will move before you check.
Month 12
Your briefing papers are generated by LLMs optimized for bureaucrats.
Month 20
Bots handle all follow-up emails and meeting scheduling automatically.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system replaces human presence in lobbying meetings with holograms.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
240 USD
Average lunch tab
0.04 percent
Meaningful insights provided
12,000 hourly
Handshakes simulated
Your severance
One last steak dinner and a LinkedIn premium subscription.
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