Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Executive Director Of Operations jobs? · Latest report #9ubk9veq
Your job has an expiration date
February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou optimize debt collection efficiency while wondering why the servers keep crashing.
Corporate navigator, spreadsheet warrior, and professional blame absorber.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Debt processing without the human overhead.
split.youAI▸ OPSOPTIMISER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates loan defaults with perfect cold efficiency
You manage cross-departmental throughput, debt servicing workflows, and regulatory compliance reporting to ensure fintech profitability.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly about the Q4 growth projections during a board meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents pull your data and write the compliance reports themselves.
Month 5
Algorithms map your operational bottlenecks and suggest optimal paths for funds.
Month 12
Real-time AI dashboards replace your weekly status meetings with board members.
Month 20
Decision-engines handle loan dispute resolution without any middle management oversight.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The system runs itself; the executive role is permanently phased out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
240 hours
Annual compliance meetings
6 units
Coffee intake per day
12 weekly
Slide decks generated
Your severance
Three months of LinkedIn Premium and a generic reference.
Discussion
