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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling degrees by the crate is not a complex human endeavor.
Professional deal-maker, travel dreamer, spreadsheet hostage.
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Automating the pursuit of institutional revenue targets
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automates high-pressure renewal negotiations
You chase university budgets to sell study abroad seats. Then you negotiate partnership contracts until your brain cells die.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the specific insecurity of a Dean during a high-stakes dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM history is ingested to map every successful deal pattern.
Month 5
Language models learn to mimic your specific tone for academic emails.
Month 10
Smart software identifies university budget cycles better than you ever could.
Month 15
Autonomous agents begin sending personalized partnership proposals to all your leads.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the sales ledger and partner management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
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Average quarterly ego count
6 cups
Coffee consumed before noon
92%
Deals lost to 'budget freeze'
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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