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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Executive Game Producer jobs? · Latest report #5w675sz2
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProfessional meeting-haver about to be replaced by a calendar invite.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated progress tracking without the human ego
oof.youAI▸ SYNCMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules tasks across global teams instantly
You shuffle schedules and manage project backlogs. You mostly move Jira tickets while pretending to understand technical debt.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to stakeholders with enough charisma to avoid a budget cut.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts scanning your calendar to identify redundant sync meetings.
Month 4
Smart agents begin auto-assigning Jira tickets based on team velocity.
Month 8
Weekly status reports are auto-generated by scraping git logs.
Month 13
AI makes roadmap pivots based on real-time market data analysis.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full autonomy and deletes your meeting access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
42
Emails per hour
11
Project delays caused
8900
Jira tickets moved
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a project management tool
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