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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Executive IT Support jobs? · Latest report #wgk7dan3
Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are a glorified HDMI cable for people who own companies.
Professional tech-sitter for the tech-illiterate C-Suite.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only assistant that never leaks company secrets.
sluurp.you▸ EXECSUPPORT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during awkward boardroom silences
You manually configure executive hardware, troubleshoot A/V boardrooms, and track IT assets across high-stakes corporate environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a CEO is faking a laptop malfunction to get out of a call.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart sensors start auto-fixing executive Wi-Fi and VPN connection settings.
Month 3
Cloud systems push software profiles directly to new executive devices.
Month 8
Vision-guided systems detect and fix display input issues in real-time.
Month 12
Inventory hardware tags sync directly to the company ledger automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access keys are revoked as the executive suite goes automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 minutes
Average Time to Fix Wi-Fi
4 per day
CEO Password Resets Daily
3 meters
Average A/V Cable Tangled
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite password manager.
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