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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsA glorified form-processor waiting for the 'Delete' key to hit.
Paper pusher by day, spreadsheet enthusiast by necessity.
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filters policy drafts through an empathy-void algorithm
You manage departmental correspondence, draft policy responses, and update internal databases while attending endless administrative committee meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the vague political intent behind a poorly written department mandate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins drafting your routine correspondence from simple bullet points.
Month 4
A document scanner sorts and tags all incoming mail automatically.
Month 8
Voice sensors replace your minute-taking with real-time text analysis.
Month 13
Machine learning updates policy documents directly from legislative feeds.
Month 18 · D-Day
The department finally transitions to fully autonomous policy administration.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.002 seconds
Average form processing speed
Coldly neutral
Policy memo sentiment
4,200 annually
Redundant meetings replaced
Your severance
One digital pen and a 'thank you' email template.
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